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Faith, Hope, and Trick Faith: "Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?" Buffy: "Well... sometimes I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards." Giles: "It's a great honor to be invited... or so I'm told." Faith: "Oh, it's boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you." Buffy: "Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles." Faith: "I've seen him. If I'd have known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer." Buffy: "Raise your hand if 'ew'." Faith: "You guys are a hoot and a half. I mean, if I had friends like you in high school, I... probably still would've dropped out, but I might've been sad about it, you know?" Faith: "The vamps, though. They better get their asses to Defcon One. 'Cause you and I are gonna' have fun, you know? Watcherless and fancy-free." Beauty and the Beasts Faith: "But you like him, and when you think about him, you get that good down-low tickle, right? Buffy: "Yeah, I guess, but... how low? Faith: "You tell me. Buffy: "How about not? Buffy: "But he is... nice, and he's funny. Faith: "And quite a muffin. Buffy: "Blueberry. That crunchy, munchy stuff on top. But my most favorite thing so far is that he doesn't seem to be any kind of hell beast. Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy. Buffy: "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical 'till I was at least forty. Faith: "It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from Manimal to Mr. I-love-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still just in for the chase. Faith: "I was going kind of crazy in here, but I can get in a few stakings before sunrise. Buffy: "Knock yourself out. Not literally, though. Homecoming Faith: "Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment." Bad Girls Faith: "Nicely diverted, B." Buffy: "Diverted? That was me fighting for my life, Miss Attention Span." Faith: "This isn't a Tupperware party. It's a little hard to plan." Buffy: "The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street." Faith: "We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?" Buffy: "Oh, that would be tragic. Taking the fun out of slaying, stabbing, beheading." Faith: "Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, after a while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good -- (grunt)." Buffy: "Again with the grunting." Faith: "When are you going to get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very simple -- want... take... have." Buffy: "Want... take... have. I'm gettin' it." Consequences Faith: "How many people do you think we've saved by now, thousands? And didn't you stop the world form ending? Because in my book, that puts you and me in the plus column." Faith: "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't really a one-Slayer guy." Angel: "Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you." Faith: "I know what it looked like, but we were just playing." Angel: "And he forgot the safety word. Is that it?" Faith: "Safety words are for wusses." Faith: "You sent your boy to kill me." Mayor: "That's right, I did." Faith: "He's dust." Mayor: "I thought he might be, what with you standing here and all." Faith: "I guess that means you have a job opening Enemies Faith: "The 'close but no cigar' deal with Angel. I don't know if I could handle, you know, the way you're not handling it." Faith: "I don't wanna' get all twelve-steppy, but remember when you told me that killing people would make me feel like some kind of god? I think I just came down to Earth." Faith: "It's not human, if that's what you're thinking. Not that that makes me feel any better or this guy any less dead." Buffy: "Faith, we need to get out of here, now." Faith: "Speak for yourself, B. Me? I like it here." Faith: "But Mom was so busy, you know, enjoying the drinking and passing out parts of life that I never really got what I wanted. Until now." Buffy: "Faith, listen to me." Faith: "Why? So you can impart some special Buffy wisdom?" Faith: "I'll be sittin' at his right hand. Assuming he has hands after the transformation. I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are gonna' be Kibbles and Bits." Choices Vamp: You killed him." Faith: "What are you, the narrator?" Vamp: That won't cut through steel." Faith: "No, but it'll cut through bone." Faith: "Check out the bookworm." Willow: "Faith!" Faith: "Anybody with brains, anybody who knew what was going to happen to her, would be trying to claw her way out of this place. But you! You just can't stop Nancy Drewing, can you? I guess now you know too much, and that kind of just naturally leads to killing." Faith: "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient." Willow: "Oh, and here I just thought you didn't have a comeback." Graduation Day 1&2 Faith: "Sorry, friend. The boss wants you dead." Lester: "Why?" Faith: "You know, I never thought to ask." Buffy: "Thought I'd stop by." Faith: "Is he dead yet?" Buffy: "He's not gonna die. It was a good try though. Your plan?" Faith: "Uh hu, mayor got me the poision. Said it was wicked painful." Buffy: "There's a cure." Faith: "Damn. What is it?" Buffy: "Your blood." Faith: "Come to get me? You gonna feed me to Angel? You know your'e not going to take me alive." Buffy: "Not a problem." Faith: "Well look at you. All dressed up in buf sister's clothes." Buffy: "You said I was just like you. That I was holding it al in." Faith: "Ready to cut loose?" Buffy: "Try me." Faith: "Okay then. Give us a kiss." Faith: "Miles to go. Little Miss Muffet counting down from 7-3-0." Buffy: "Great. Riddles." This Year's Girl Buffy: "I've been looking for you." Faith: "I've been standing still for eight months, B. How hard you look?" Faith: "That's the thing about a coma. You wake up all rested and rejuvenated, and ready for payback." Buffy: "So much for pleasantries, huh?" Faith: "What'd you think, I'd wake up and we'd go for tea? You tried to gut me, Blondie." Faith: "I wake up to find this blond chick isn't even dating the guy she was so nuts about before. I mean, she's moved on to the first college beefstick she meets. And not only has she forgotten about the love of her life, she's forgotten all about the chick she nearly killed for him. So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel." Faith: "'Sunset' ... 'Burgundy Skyline'? 'Harlot.' Mm, way to go, Joyce." Faith: "Anyway, for real now, I'm gonna ask you something, and you gotta promise you'll be honest and not spare my feelings just 'cause I could kill you. You promise?" Joyce: "I promise." Faith: "Okay. How do I look?" Joyce: "Psychotic." Faith: "Hmmm, I was shooting for sultry, but hey..." Faith: "You're thinking, 'You'll never get away with this!' Warm?" Joyce: "Actually, I was thinking my daughter is going to kill you soon." Faith: "That a fact?" Joyce: "More like a bet." Faith: "Whoa. You got a pair on you, Joyce. I like seeing that in a woman your age." Joyce: "Were you planning to slit my throat any time soon?" Faith: "I mean, you're her mother, and she just leaves you here to die." Joyce: "You sure you're okay?" Buffy (Faith): "Five-by-five." Who Are You? Spike: "Oh, you." Buffy (Faith): "And... you." Spike: "What, are you keeping tabs on me? You're gonna give me a hard time now?" Buffy (Faith): "Do I usually give you a hard time?" Spike: "Very funny. Well, you don't have to worry about me drinking, unless you're here to protect innocent beers." Buffy (Faith): "You're a vampire." Spike: "Was. And as soon as I get this chip out of my head, I'll be a vampire again. But until then, I'm just as helpless as a kitten up a tree, so why don't you sod off?" Buffy (Faith): "Okay." Spike: "Oh, fine! Throw it in my face! 'Spike's not a threat any more. I'll turn my back. He can't hurt me.'" Buffy (Faith): "Spike... Spike! William the Bloody with a chip in his head. I kind of love this town." Spike: "You know why I really hate you, Summers?" Buffy (Faith): "'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?" Spike: "Well, yeah, that covers a lot of it." Buffy (Faith): "'Cause I could do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness? I mean, I could be rich, I could be famous, I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike." Buffy (Faith): "I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong." |
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